ABOUT ME
I am a Christian. I love God and I love Jesus. I've worn my silver cross necklace for longer than I can remember. But sometimes I make jokes about Hell. Sometimes I laugh at nuns. And like many brilliantly mediocre Christians, I had not read the entire Bible before. Why? I was sure the Big Book would be a Big Snoozefest. But once I pulled myself to crack it open (covered in dust), I realized just how absurd it is—and how much I love it.
The Bible is long and wordy, especially the King James version (jeez, did that guy swallow a thesaurus?). Still, it's an incredible book filled with stories that would be unbelievable without a butt-load of faith and patience. This blog of Bible stories boiled down to the very important and very funny bones is for those of us who don't have that patience and time, but still want to love God, or at least have some fun.
I'm not trying to make you believe anything. I just want you to read, enjoy, and laugh until you're praying to breathe.
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